Cynical Affirmations dog lover tedious errands or your most

tedious errands or your most boring college lecture sushi is always something to look forward to

No one can escape the final exit from our world

thanks to the Dunning-Kruger Effect it's the truly incompetent who always seem so impressed with themselves

Tell them all "don't be a dick" without the obvious cussing when you wear this funny retro shirt

This cute sabbatic goat certainly thinks so

Cynical Affirmations dog lover tedious errands or your mostCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt