OMG Who Cares! Funny Welcome Doormat chicken Tired of having your patience

Tired of having your patience tested on a daily basis

You are a MANLY MAN (or woman)

Your home sweet home

ie: Smith will be Smiths

a custom door mat with a phrase of adornment from a star cross lover destined to get his girl but die in the end

OMG Who Cares! Funny Welcome Doormat chicken Tired of having your patienceYou have a small voice, it's okay. Let your door mat speak for you. Let it announce to high end vacuum salesmen and their $2800 vacuum humidifier microwave to take a hike. This custom door mat will work around the clock without fail with the message of who freaking cares and take a hike. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat