Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva this dish proudly lets everyone

this dish proudly lets everyone know exactly where you stand

47 inch (6

Each board is engraved with a custom family name (or title like "Flatmate Rules" or "Kitchen Commandments") and a set of fun

Dishwasher & Microwave safe (not including glitter mugs)

Wear it as a warning

Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva this dish proudly lets everyoneButter? Yes. Class? Questionable. This gloriously sweary butter dish is here to cause chaos on your countertop, and frankly, she loves it. Featuring the bold declaration: SPREAD ME LIKE THE BUTTERY SLUT I AM because why the hell should your kitchenware be boring? Perfect for serving sass with your sourdough, this ceramic butter dish is dishwasher safe, ridiculously giftable, and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch. Ideal for